Welcome to one of humanity’s most hotly contested questions—no, not “What is the meaning of life?” or “Does pineapple belong on pizza?” Rather, it’s the eternal domestic toilet paper showdown ...

With everyone freaking out about the pandemic, there seems to be a run on toilet paper. People are freaking out about not being able to wipe their behinds! Why is this? I don't understand! Anyways, ...

Lt. Cmdr. James Coe of the submarine Skipjack battled for his boat to receive what he deemed a basic necessity: toilet paper.