I’m supposed to be enjoying the beach in Mexico with my pal Red, but instead, you want me to get dirty and go back to where I started? I don’t think I have it in me. Based on expectations ...

Ellie and her pal thought they were going to be "Del Boy and Rodney" - the Only Fools and Horses money-making favourites - when they made the decision to fork out £195 on a returns pallet of shoes.