Real-life conspiracy theorists tend to be boring people with bad breath who trap you in corners to expound endlessly on the actual author of Shakespeare's plays and how the CIA staged 9/11.

The Screen Actors Guild could have finally given us ... while "Only Murders in the Building" scored the prize for best comedy cast.

Eddie Murphy was an era-defining comedy actor almost as soon as he hit the big screen, but he'd never call himself the best ever.