New brews. It's an exciting time for Nespresso fans. Last week, the company released two new capsules to try in your machine: ...

Nespresso machines have truly been a gift to those of us who want to brew high-quality cups of coffee without investing ...

A Nespresso machine with a freshly pulled shot of espresso in a cup and a bowl of unused pods - Jonathanfilskov-photography/Getty Images ...

I did get to have some fun with Nespresso's range of over-ice coffee pods, making one of the brand's limited-edition flavors (watermelon cold brew, anyone?) which you can't get in Original-line ...

The result—reflected in Nespresso’s Master Origin Ethiopia—is an aromatic coffee infused with layers of sweetness, ripe fruit flavors, floral notes, and an incomparable coffee heritage.

The following is a satirical article from The Jerusalem Post's annual parodic Purim page, The Jerusalem Roast. Enjoy!